JetMoto CD

Appeared in: Days of Future Past, The 2013 Bossy Awards, The Final Bosman E3 Spectertacular 

The JetMoto CD is a talking PS1 game disc of JetMoto, a futuristic racing game by SingleTrac. The CD is first seen in Days of Future Past, when he overhears Kyle mentioning the fact that CDs only have 100 years left before they expire, leaving the JetMoto CD to believe he only has 87 years left to live. After coming to this realisation, he quickly leaves to start a family.

After some time passing, the JetMoto CD falls in love with a bottle of Moutain Dew, and it is revealed in the 2013 Bossy Awards that the Mountain Dew Bottle is pregnant with JetMoto CD's child.

In an unprecedented commitment to the canon, the JetMoto CD and the Mountain Dew bottle return once again in The Final Bosman E3 Spectertacular, this time with a beautiful daughter named "Press Conference", who appears to be a little toy car. It is unknown what exactly the gestation period for a Mountain Dew bottle is, but given the time between the 2013 Bossy Awards and E3 Spectertacular, and the relative youth of Press Conference, it can be estimated to be about 18 months.[ᶜᶦᵗᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰ ᶰᵉᵉᵈᵉᵈ]