Kyle's Personal Heroes

Appeared in: The 2013 Bossy Awards 

Kyle carries a list of his personal heroes with him at all times, but as of the 2013 Bossy Awards, every person on the list has been struck off, possibly due to some scandal associated with them (except in the case of Brandon Jones, who was struck off after he told Kyle to "Go take a shark to the movies, ya dumb dumb")

The list originally consisted of:

Brandon Jones

Tiger Woods

Lance Armstrong

Joe Biden

Hannah Montanna